"Shit My Dad Says" Is The Single Greatest Twitter Account Ever Created»
Need proof? Here’s a sample tweet:
“You need to flush the toilet more than once…No, YOU, YOU specifically need to. You know what, use a different toilet. This is my toilet.”
Here’s another great one:
“Love this Mrs. Dash. The bitch can make spices… Jesus, Joni (my mom) it’s a joke. I was making a joke! Mrs. Dash isn’t even real dammit!”
